The following really happened early this morning as the snow, predicted to be quite heavy, began to fall. Lots of closings are reported. (The conversation is accurate, but I may have forgotten the actual wording.)
IT Prof: "You like to shovel snow when it's not so deep and then shovel again: right?"
Me: "Yes. I think it's easier to shovel twice."
IT Prof: OK. "Wake me when you decide to shovel."
Then IT Prof returned to bed and promptly fell asleep for 3-1/2 hours.
I didn't wake him up because the snow needs to pile up a little more before I'm ready to shovel for the first time today.
If the Winter Olympics included sleeping events, I think IT Prof could win the gold medal for the USA in several events.